much blog wow such tumblr

Okay but why is there a dildo in the classroom

when I’m at someone else’s house and they yell at their dog

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I feel like man buns are so important bc nobody shouldn’t have to be limited to a specific look just because everyone else wants them to. I’m so here for man buns and bald girls. 👍🏻

thedreadpiratejames:

nurse-peach:

i love u leo thank u for scaring the storms away

can you prove he DIDN’T scare the storms away?

I don’t see any storms here

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you know what they say about me with big feet 😘

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consulting-timelady:

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

itsy bitsy yellow polka dot binini

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when daddy forgets to take out ur butt plug

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are you ready for…
THE PANTY RAID?

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slaves

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• Question: Where'd you come up with your url? - Anonymous
• Answer:

  7eggs:

  1000nipples:

  7eggs:

  27teacups:

  7eggs:

  27teacups:

  fuckstev:

  there were seven eggs left

  same

  you must have a lot of tea cups

  

  yes

  i am very proud of your collection

  hey guys

  dude fholy shit

  I COUNT 28 CUPS WHAT IS THE TRUTH???